Azula: I have a plan. It might get us both killed, but if it works, it’ll be a totally boss story. Cool?
Sokka: No! It’s not cool! I-
Azula, make decision: Cool.
Sokka: No, I said it’s not cool!
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Sokka: You have no sense of humor.
Azula: I do too! I just happen to prefer dark humor to silly puns.
Sokka: Dark humor… is that some sort of Fire Nation thing?
Azula: No, idiot. *sighs* How can I put this in a way you’ll understand?
Azula: You see, dark humor is a lot like food. Some people don’t get it.
Sokka: …
Sokka: Be my girlfriend.
Sokka: I don’t know how to put it in words, but she’s awesome, beautiful and freaking warm with me and adorable.
Azula: *holding a fire fist* STAY AWAY FROM ME! I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND VERY PISSED OFF!
Sokka: *uwu* how cute.
Azula: Are you mad?
Sokka: No, I’m not mad. I’m happy. I’m thrilled. I love looking like an idiot!
Azula: Well that explains your strategy.
Sokka: could you make an announcement, I lost my girlfriend
Mall staff: what does she look like?
Sokka, sobbing: BEAUTIFUL
Gosh, I hate him. – Azula aroused, thinking of Sokka.
Azula: We have fun, don’t we?
Sokka: For the record, I’ve never been more stressed in my entire life.
Sokka: aaah you are so damn cute!!!
Azula: *astonished* HOW DARE YOU?
Katara: You have a crush on Sokka, don’t you?
Azula: No, I want to crush Sokka.
Azula: With my thighs.
Sokkla visits a moon shrine
Sokka: Dear moon spirit, please watch over me even in the darkest nights.
Azula: Dear moon spirit….. stay out of my way.
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