Azula: Kiss me.
Sokka: No way!
Azula: Kiss me, or I’ll destroy your little boomerang and tell everyone that you wet your pants during the invasion, at the specific moment.
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Sokka: Zuko told me you’re 14. You don’t look 14. I mean, just look at Katara!
Azula: You don’t act 16 either. Look at Zuzu. Then again, you both act like you’re 10 so I can’t really make a comparison can I?
Azula: So let me get this straight. Your last gf turned into the moon?
Sokka: Yes, and she is a very gentle, loving lady who rules the skies with-
Azula: Fear and absolute order?
Azula: that’s a sharp outfit. You should be careful. It could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battleship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. What I’m saying is…it looks nice!
Sokka, gets on one knee and pulls out an engagement ring: maybe we could do an activity together?
Azula, flushes: he’s so perfect.
Azula: Dad, this is my boyfriend Sokka.
Sokka: Sup?
Ozai: Absolutely not.
Sokka: So. Your dad. He doesn’t like me, right?
Azula: Correct.
Zuko: Oh no, he hates you.
Sokka: Exactly. So it occurred to me. I’ve been going about this all wrong. I gotta use some of my patented Sokka charm…
Zuko: You’re going to eat all the food in our house? And then blame Momo?
Azula: You are going to attempt to inspire pity by utilizing your lack of bending, lack of martial training, poverty and poor breeding?
Sokka: …really getting me amped up, guys. Just. Grade A encouragement. I was gonna go with some charts, you know. A real professional, efficient presentation. Detailing exactly why I should be dating his daughter.
Zuko: …he might appreciate that.
Sokka: Really?
Zuko: Oh no. He’s gonna set those notecards on fire and beat you to death with them.
Azula: Oooh, or just cook you in your own skin!
Zuko: That’s the one. That’s it. Azula’s always known dad better.
Sokka: Again. Thanks. Thank you both. SO MUCH.
Azula: *walks into the kitchen* Something burning?
Sokka: *leans seductively against the counter* Only my desire for you.
Azula: Sokka, the toaster is on fire.
Sokka: I’d die for you.
Azula: I’d kill for you.
Sokka: I’d murder for you.
Azula: I’d slaughter for you.
Toph: Ooookay then, I’m arresting both of you for four counts of conspiracy and malicious intent to KILL MY MOOD THROUGH OOGIES.
Azula: Talk dirty to me.
Sokka: I going to take you out on a nice date, hold your hand, and kiss you by the beach at sunset.
Azula: You fucking savage you.
Azula: I need to get something off my chest.
Sokka: Is it your shirt? Please say yes.
Azula: ¬_¬
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