Sokka: I want to take our relationship to the next level.

Azula: Seriously?

Sokka: Yes, darling.

Azula: What’s the next level?

Sokka: It’s.. pants level.

Azula: Fuck I hate those.

Sokka: Me too.

Sokka: Have you ever liked someone so much that you’re afraid you’re gonna blurt out something stupid?
Azula: I have a rash on my back.
Sokka: What?
Azula: I said you’re a talentless hack, peasant!

sokka: *pins azula to the wall in DoBS*

azula: *heart eye emojis*

lvdyazula:

Sokka : *pins azula to the wall*

Azula : i want my eggs CRACKED

Mai is Not Amused

Sokka: Tattoo a constellation onto your ass.
Azula: What the fuck, why?
Sokka: Because then I’d always go stargazing.
Azula: Only if you get assault rifles on your arms.
Sokka: Huh? What for?
Azula: Because I love a good gun show.
Mai: Oh my god, shut the fuck up you two!

Sokkla in a long-term relationship

Sokka: What do you get when you forget to brush your butt teeth?
Azula: Butt teeth? What the hell?
Sokka: An anal cavity!
Azula: *fires a small spark of lightning at him*
Sokka: (minorly injured) Worth it.

Azula: Father decided to end your banishment and want you to come home, Zuzu.
*Zuko sobbing*: Father wants me back?
Azula: Yes! Father adopted my lover nonbender water tribe boy to show everyone how useless you are for him. We need real comparison at home.

Azula: I am not talking to you.

Sokka: You’re so cute when you’re mad.

Azula: Do you want a piece of me?!

Sokka: I want all of you babe!

Azula: Unbelievable! *storms out*

Sokka: Come back! I absolutely love the tension between us!

Azula: I’ve been in Agni Kai duels but I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Sokka:.. What?
Azula: Is there a point system, or is it.. to the death?

Azula: “I’ve got this completely under control!”
Sokka: “Is that why everything’s on fire?”