sokka: azula!!
sokka: you had a crush on me??
sokka: THAT’S EMBARASSING
azula: wtf we’re MARRIED

Azula: Sokka, you know what would be really funny? If you took your live pet to the taxidermist!
Sokka: That’s not funny… that’s just horrible.
Azula: Oh, yes, “horrible”. That’s what I meant to say. I always get “funny” and “horrible” mixed up.
Sokka: It’s a good thing you’re cute.

Sokka: *making a sandwich* Hey Azula, which came first: toast or the toaster?
Azula: *rolls her eyes* Toast, obviously.
Sokka: Then how did it become toast…?
Azula: *takes bread and sets it on fire*

Azula: I hate boys.
*camera pans to Sokka
Azula: I like one boy.

in which azula pins sokka against a wall in a sparring session

azula: sorry, water peasant, but i am just that better than you. no hard feelings.
sokka: oh something’s hard, alright.
sokka: but it ain’t my feelings.

Sokka: It’s hard to believe you.
Azula: Why?
Sokka: I think it’s your chin.
Azula: My chin?
Sokka: Yeah, it’s pretty villainous.

Azula: *mentions Sokka’s name once*
Sokka: *pins Azula to a wall*
Me: … what are they?

Azula: Take me to art museums and hold my hand.
Sokka: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Azula: You smooth motherfucker.

Azula: you guys are idiots, did you know that?
Sokka: to our defense we did know that

Sokka: As you may know, for the past two years, Azula and I have engaged in an epic battle of wits. The goal? To determine who must call the other an amazing detective-slash-genius.
Azula: The first year, by sheer dumb luck, Sokka eked out a feeble victory.
Sokka: And last year I let Azula win because she’s young and mean.