Azula: Sokka, be a decoy and draw their attention!
Sokka: What!? But what if I die!?
Azula: I’ll put flowers on your grave and mourn your loss.
Sokka: Oh, terrific! You’re a real confidence booster you know that?

Sokka: Hey Teo, bro, I’m gonna borrow the tank.
Teo: Why?
Sokka: I’m picking up my date.
Teo: Why are you picking up your date in the tank?
Sokka: Reasons. I have to impress Azula.
Teo: You have to WHAT!?
Sokka: Bye!!!

Azula: Have a care where your eyes linger, Sokka.
Sokka: If you wanna know, I was looking at… your nose.
Azula: Oh? And what is it about my nose that you find so appealing, hm?
Sokka: Well… I was thinking of how much it looks like your mother’s.
Azula:
Azula: I hate you SO MUCH right now.

Aang: So, are you okay with Sokka and Azula together now?
Zuko: Sokka and Azula aren’t together. They just became good friends…
Aang: Zuko, they are making out on the couch… right in front of us!
Zuko: Nope. They aren’t.
Aang: …
Zuko: Just good friends…