Of course Azula had known mentioning
the Kyoshi warrior girl would spark a fire in the boy with blue eyes, but the
outcome could not have been better. Here she was, her back pressed
against a stone wall, Sokka’s hand on her shoulder, his face just a
breath away from hers. Oh how is cold
eyes burned; oh how she loved it.
Did he really just say that, did he really just say, “I love you”?! Azula looked over at the bronze-skinned boy in her bed, watching him sleep so peacefully after a long night of passion. “He’s just sleep-talking,” she thought, “He could have said, ‘I love food’,” but deep down, she knew what he said.
Azula rubbed her temples, beyond frustrated at her inability to
concentrate with all the ruckus going on in the door room next to hers, the
constant shouting and swearing from a boy who was clearly getting his ass
handed to him at Call of Duty. “Who in
their right mind thought co-ed dorms would be a good idea?!” she thought as she
pounded on their shared wall, yelling at him to shut up. Of course, she hadn’t been expecting the
angry boy to come barging through her door the next moment wearing nothing but navy blue
boxer-briefs…
Okay, I guess that was more like the setup to a bad porno, but whatever. XD
Sokka: Would you put an egg in your butt for one million dollars?
Azula: Well, that depends. Is it a raw egg or a hard-boiled egg?
Sokka: Hard-boiled. It won’t break or anything.
Azula: Oh, then sure, I guess.
Sokka: It’s a platypus-bear egg by the way.
Azula: …
10/10 = One True Pairing (OTP). I will fight to the death for this ship.
BRYKE, MAKE SOKKLA CANON PLEASE!!
Thank you for the ask!!
Azula: Sokka, you know what would be really funny? If you took your live pet to the taxidermist!
Sokka: That’s not funny… that’s just horrible.
Azula: Oh, yes, “horrible”. That’s what I meant to say. I always get “funny” and “horrible” mixed up.
Sokka: It’s a good thing you’re cute.
Sokka: *making a sandwich* Hey Azula, which came first: toast or the toaster?
Azula: *rolls her eyes* Toast, obviously.
Sokka: Then how did it become toast…?
Azula: *takes bread and sets it on fire*
The final chapter is up! Lime warning. I cannot express how much I appreciate you for reading my story. I’m especially grateful to those who have reviewed, favorited, and/or followed.
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