What every Sokkla Fanfic should have lol.

*Azula & Sokka meeting under good terms (he just finished training, working or whatever idk)*

Azula: *scary look* Hey snow peasant.

Sokka: Yeah.

Azula: Don’t think I find you interesting because you’re good challenger and trying to out smart me.

Sokka: Ok.

Azula: *look away* And don’t think that just because you’re nice to me that I will treat you any different from how I treat everyone else.

Sokka: Ok. *walks past her to pick up stuff*

Azula: And just because I think you’re good looking doesn’t mean I find you handsome or anything.

Sokka: Oh yeah. So how about dinner next Tuesday?

Azula: Meet up at 7?

Sokka: Sure, I have to go now. I’ll see you next week Azula! *Walks away waving his hand*

Azula: Yeah see you next wee- wait what?

Sokka: Hey, feel my shirt.
Azula: *feels his shirt* Hm, pretty soft.
Sokka: You know what it’s made of?
Azula: Oh no, don’t you fucking da-
Sokka: BOYFRIEND MATERIAL!

Azula [reading a message from Sokka]: “Don’t forget to pick up the groceires your way home. Love you Azula: “Love you less than three”?

[At home]

Azula: Who are the other three, Sokka?

Sokka: What? …What do you mean Azula?

Azula: You texted less than three.

Sokka: Azula… “Azula: Don’t lie to me, Sokka! I didn’t graduate 6th grade for nothing!

fanwright:

incorrectatla:

Acocrdnig to rcenet sutdeis, eevn if the ltteres are in teh worng odrer, Soklka is teh bset siph

Wehre is teh lie?

Azula: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Sokka: What?

Azula: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN’T MISS YOU

Azula: Can you do me a weird favor without asking any questions?
Sokka: Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

Azula: Want to kiss again?
Zuko: *screaming*
Katara: What? What’s wrong?
Sokka: You look like Azula.
Katara: *yells*
Zuko: Why are you screaming?
Katara: You look like Sokka.
Sokka: *screaming*
Azula: *yells*
Zuko and Katara: *both yelling and screaming*

Sokkla confession

Sokka: I want to say something to you, Azula. You’re a straight-up boss, but inside you’re a softie, you’re the exact opposite yet similar to me. You inspire me and I love you.
Azula: *war flash backs*
Azula: *cold sweat*
Azula: *hesitation*
Azula: We are going to talk about this later.
Azula: *storm off*

Uncle Iroh: What’s the happiest story you can think of, using only 4 words?
Azula: They like me back
Sokka: The food was free

Sokka: On a scale of 1 to 100, how much do you love your boyfriend?
Azula: You ARE my boyfriend, Sokka.
Sokka: Okay, let me rephrase it then. On a scale of 100 to 100, how much do you love your boyfriend?
Azula: *sighs*