incorrectatla – Page 2

Azula: Take me to art museums and hold my hand.
Sokka: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Azula: You smooth motherfucker.

Azula: you guys are idiots, did you know that?
Sokka: to our defense we did know that

Sokka: As you may know, for the past two years, Azula and I have engaged in an epic battle of wits. The goal? To determine who must call the other an amazing detective-slash-genius.
Azula: The first year, by sheer dumb luck, Sokka eked out a feeble victory.
Sokka: And last year I let Azula win because she’s young and mean.

Azula: Give me your sword.
Sokka: You can literally make daggers out of your own fire, why do you want my sword?
Azula: Just give me the sword, Sokka!
Sokka: No way! I can see right through your little ploy! You just want me to give you my sword!
Azula: That’s what I just said!
Sokka: Yeah, but its the way you said!

Sokka: Wait a minute. I’m older than you. Katara’s older than you!
Azula: And I’m still much smarter, imagine that.

Sokka: *kisses Azula*
Sokka: You’re the hottest matchstick in the box.
Azula: That was a stupid compliment.
Azula: …
Azula: Do another one.

Azula: I want you tonight.
Sokka: Want me for what?
Azula:
Sokka: Did you forget what you were going to say? Don’t worry, it happens to me all the time.

Azula: you are literally too stupid to insult
Sokka: thank you

Azula: Peasant, can I ask you something?
Sokka: Didn’t you just?
Azula: … You know, maybe I should just burn you instead.

Sokka: when life knocks you down…
Sokka: calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say, “you hit like a bitch.”
Azula: I’ve been inspired.