Sokka: I’d die for you.
Azula: I’d kill for you.
Sokka: I’d murder for you.
Azula: I’d slaughter for you.
Toph: Ooookay then, I’m arresting both of you for four counts of conspiracy and malicious intent to KILL MY MOOD THROUGH OOGIES.

Sokka: Have you ever liked someone so much that you’re afraid you’re gonna blurt out something stupid?
Azula: I have a rash on my back.
Sokka: What?
Azula: I said you’re a talentless hack, peasant!

Mai is Not Amused

Sokka: Tattoo a constellation onto your ass.
Azula: What the fuck, why?
Sokka: Because then I’d always go stargazing.
Azula: Only if you get assault rifles on your arms.
Sokka: Huh? What for?
Azula: Because I love a good gun show.
Mai: Oh my god, shut the fuck up you two!