chat – Fanwright

Azula: Have a safe trip to Republic City, Sokka

Sokka: I have no say in the matter 🙂

Azula: then die

Azula: Sokka, tonight we’re going to talk privately, with body language.
Sokka: W-what do you mean body language?

Azula: wait, you like me for my personality?
Sokka: I was surprised too.

Azula: Well, I have a date too.
Sokka: Who is he? What’s his name?
Azula: His name is… not important. What’s important is, he’s better than you, in every single conceivable way.
Sokka: Dammit, Azula! That could be anybody!

Sokka: “How can I catch you? How can I ensnare you? What bait must I use to catch your love? I am your servant!”

Azula: “Ahh, but the servant waits, while the master baits…”

Toph: Quick, Snoozles! Its another solar eclipse! Punch the nearest firebender in the face while they’re still weak!
Azula: Yeah, Sokka. Come and get it.
Sokka: Okay.
Sokka: *kisses Azula*
Azula: I win again.
Toph: Damn it Sokka!

Azula: I want you tonight.
Sokka: Want me for what?
Azula:
Sokka: Did you forget what you were going to say? Don’t worry, it happens to me all the time.

Azula: Peasant, can I ask you something?
Sokka: Didn’t you just?
Azula: … You know, maybe I should just burn you instead.

Sokka: when life knocks you down…
Sokka: calmly get back up, smile, and very politely say, “you hit like a bitch.”
Azula: I’ve been inspired.

Sokka: Hey, can we, uh, talk in private?

Azula: Yeah, go ahead.

Sokka: No, I mean, like later over dinner.

Azula: Why?

Sokka: What’s the big deal?

Azula: That’s what I’m asking you. You’re being weird.

Sokka: You’re being weird.

Azula: Ok, now you’re being weird and stupid.