Sokka: Exactly. So it occurred to me. I’ve been going about this all wrong. I gotta use some of my patented Sokka charm…
Zuko: You’re going to eat all the food in our house? And then blame Momo?
Azula: You are going to attempt to inspire pity by utilizing your lack of bending, lack of martial training, poverty and poor breeding?
Sokka: …really getting me amped up, guys. Just. Grade A encouragement. I was gonna go with some charts, you know. A real professional, efficient presentation. Detailing exactly why I should be dating his daughter.
Zuko: …he might appreciate that.
Sokka: Really?
Zuko: Oh no. He’s gonna set those notecards on fire and beat you to death with them.
Azula: Oooh, or just cook you in your own skin!
Zuko: That’s the one. That’s it. Azula’s always known dad better.
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