Damn it, sorry, I’m gonna cheat here and just… roll with it. XD
This takes place during The Search by the way.
“So, uh… let me get this straight, Aang,” said Sokka, his voice strained as Azula wrapped her arms a little too tenderly around his neck, “You’re telling me that this giant wolf-spirit didn’t, in fact, shoot a bunch of moth-wasps out of its mouth? That they were something else?”
“Yup,” commented Aang, looking uncomfortably apprehensive as the princess softly rubbed Sokka’s cheek with her own.
“And that, for some reason, it shot a bunch of, uh… oh no,” Sokka stuttered, tensing up as Azula kissed him, “Oh no, she’s doing it again.”
“Just tell her to stop,” said Katara, narrowing her eyes at Azula, “She’s making me uncomfortable every time she does it.”
“Says the overly affectionate peasant who practically fawns over the Avatar,” Azula hissed, turning her attention once again to the person who’s lap she sat rather comfortably upon, “Ignore her, Sokka, and let me feel your lips on mine.”
“Uh… maybe, later?” Sokka smiled awkwardly, hoping that would satisfy her.
“Sokka!” yelled Katara.
“W-What do you want me to do!? She’s got me in a bind here, I’m practically her hostage! I’m selfish, I don’t want to her to hurt me!”
“Oh, I would never dream of hurting you,” Azula purred, jabbing two fingers under Sokka’s chin as she made him look at her, “If that peasant you call a sister even thinks about prying you from my arms, then I’ll burn her alive.”
“Um, please don’t.”
“I’d like to see you try, Azula!” Katara yelled.
Aang put an arm out in front of her. “Honey, please, calm down. Its just the effect of the love-bug bite that’s getting to her. It’ll wear off… eventually?”
“Eventually!? How long his that going to take, huh!?” yelled Sokka.
“Don’t pretend to act so displeased,” Azula added, smiling mischievously as she rubbed Sokka’s chest, “Your heart is practically pounding. I know you love me. Frankly, you should feel very fortunate I love you back.”
Sokka desperately searched for an answer. “Uh, yeah, sure! I’m just so happy! Just, uh, so thrilled, you know? Love, wow, what a thing, huh? Such honor and all that.”
What ever hint of sarcasm he used was lost on Azula, who’s eyes merely widened at the apparent confession. For a moment, Sokka saw them glint in the campfire’s light and with unexpected force her lips found his. He nearly fell back, his eyes wide with panic as Azula deepened the kiss, pulling roughly at his collar.
A string of saliva hung between them as she slowly parted. “I’m thrilled you think that way.”
Sokka turned desperately to his friends for support. “Guys, help! Please? She’s a good kisser and I don’t know what to think about that!”
Katara felt herself grow cold as she witnessed the unnatural sight, her stomach practically churning in pain. “This has got to be some kind of cruel joke.”
Aang smiled uncomfortably, finding solace in the feel of Katara’s hand, “At least she’s a bit more cooperative. Maybe now we can get to Hira’a without fighting, right Zuko?”
As Aang turned to the Fire Lord, still reeling in horror at the sight of his sister going tongue deep into his best friend’s mouth, he didn’t feel he would find reassurance.
Zuko, feeling utterly exhausted, only had enough strength to groan in anguish. “I’m… just gonna go lie down now.”
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